Charlees Adventures

I've got a challenge. Can I inflate with my mouth 5 balloons and pop them all between my thighs in minutes? That;s a really good question. I remember the last balloon I'd popped with my thighs. It didn't take too much effort.... only I'd blown that balloon to capacity and I didn't with these. That made it much harder for me to pop them! I did manage to pop balloons. The question is: How many could I pop in my time limit? I though I could blow and pop them all in 3 minutes. I was wrong!

He'd been aggravating me ALL day long, so I decided to take revenge on him. I frog tied him on the couch and tormented him in his least favorite way! I took a handheld balloon pump and I blew up one of those long pink skinny balloons. He kept compaining and trying to get away, but there was no where for him to go. I wrapped the balloon under his arm, and around his neck and continued to blow it up until it finally popped - ALL OVER HIM! Hahaha! I wasn't finished with him quite yet though. I blew up a round balloon with my mouth, hittin ghim in the head with it, sticking it in his face, him with it. I got it nice and big and then I it into his lap and started pushing and digging my nails into it! BANG! Another balloon popped on him! One last balloon to make myself feel better! I blew up another one and he grabbed it with his feet trying to push it away, but it exploded instead! He was still trying to get away and ended up falling off the couch! I just laughed and watched him trying to escape! I love getting the best of him when he aggravates me!

It's after noon and someone is STILL napping. I've tried to wake him up a couple times, but it's really useless when he's really tired. Normally, it doesn't bother me when he wants to rest on Mondays, but today, I was lonely and I was wanting some attention, so I decided to take matters to more extreme measures. I went to the kitchen and blew up a balloon. I tied it off, and brought it into the bedroom where he was peacefully napping away. I took a screw I'd found and popped it right near his napping soul!!! I made my own new kind of alarm clock. Needless to say, he got out of bed for me! I'm so mean sometimes, but he always forgives me.

In the car on the way back from South Florida, I couldn't help but to antagonize my man again! I love the way he reacts when a balloon pops, especially when it's popping anywhere near him! So I moved closer to him, blew up my balloon, poked it on him, taunted and teased him with it and then I tied it. I put it close to him while he was still driving and I dug my fingernails deep into the balloon to it to pop.... Right On Him! I have too much fun with him and balloons!

It's balloon time again! I just love playing with balloons! In fact, I've already come up with something really fun and sneaky to do next time! Today, I'm blowing up three balloons! I begin with a small white round balloon. I blow and blow and blow but come to the conclusion that my head will burst long before the balloon does, so I tie it off, and step on it with my socked feet. I start to blow up the second balloon, but I see after starting to inflate it there is a tiny hole in it. Now I've got an experiment on my hands. Which bursts faster? I balloon with NO hole in it or a balloon WITH a hole in it. It was an interesting experiment and I was pleased with the results! I work on my third and final balloon It's a much thicker balloon than the others. This one had to be the most amazing pop I've ever seen! It exploded into at least 20 pieces all over the room! BANG! What a burst!

I was in the mood to play with more balloons! I started out by blowing up one of those long skinny ones. I should say I TRIED to blow it up! I thought for sure my head was going to explode. So I switched to my favorite round ones. I blew up the second balloon and I tied it off to save for later. The third one I blew up and I blew it so big it exploded right in my face. It was so loud I souldn't help but to scream. I tried to pop the last balloon with my arms, but it was being stubborn, so I put it between my strong thighs and gave a squeeze. Any guesses how lon git took me to pop it like that!?

We're in the car on the way to South Florida and the weathers, so I try to make it a more entertaining trip. I open up the balloons in the back seat and start blowing one up. I just got my nails done and after I tie it off, I dig my nails deep into the latex balloon - can I pop it? I blow up another. Elijah is getting really nervous because the balloon is getting really over inflated. I bring the balloons closer to his side of the car while he's still driving. He is so nervous it will pop near his face that he's covering the sode of his face. It got so bad, he was driving with his knees to avoid the explosive popping of the balloon!

Here's the game: How long will it take me to pop 5 balloons on the tile floor in my socked feet? Rules: I can only use my feet. Sounds pretty simple doesn't it? I thought so too! The first 4 were reasonably easy, but I saved the one with the least air for last. That thing was bouncing all over the room, which made for a fight for my feet to get it popped. It finally went, but my time was not the greatest. I wonder if it would be different in heels or bare feet? Or maybe othe rbody parts? Hmmmmm

I wanted to blow up some more balloons. I'm inflating and inflating and inflating, and the first one is huge! I tie it off. I'm working on the second one, and it blows up right in my face! I didn't know if I should laugh or scream, but it certainly was scary! I start on the third one, and the same thing happens! It blows up right in my face! I try one more. What happens to the last one?

I couldn't resist popping the balloons I'd blown up for the party. I took them each one by one and I stepped on them with my heels and squished them between my feet popping each and every one of them. I can't believe how loud they were!

It's almost time to get ready for a party. I'm the one bringing the balloons. So, I sit on the couch, and I start to blow them up. I have one of those little balloon pumps, but what fun is that? I like to wrap my lips around them and feel them expanding in my hands, so I self inflate some!