

Morning Farts for Breakfast
As you can see from my output of work, I've been on a non stop fartnado for a few months now. In this clip however, we have a short intro from a late evening at a charity event where I met an enticing stranger. Hit it off exchanged some info. Here I am early, after a late night, politely fending off this charmer's advances to cook me breakfast. IM TOO FUCKING GASSY FOR A FIRST DATE. check it. Too early for me to be awake, let alone on a date. The farts are loud, stinky and plentiful. That eve, after I finish my business I DO have a date with him. Hear my recap & the dilemma of dating a catch when you're so caught up in catering to FART SNIFFING LOSERS. It's all good and fun tho. 8min40 sec
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