

Queef Farting Pre-Date Ritual
When I go on a date, I'll probably have sex with him because I'm a stupid slut who is super easy. I don't want to queef with a guy on our first date because that's really embarrassing. So I lie on my couch and spread my legs open wide to release all the air out of my vagina. Listen to all that air that was stuck up there! That happens when I haven't had sex in a while. I'm DEFINITELY putting out tonight! Maybe I'll booty call someone else after I kick the first guy out...hmmmm. ;)
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