
Three Tries, Then I Stop You
Three goes tonight, cutie. That's all you get.
First one's long and generous and you'll waste it, obviously, because you always think there's more
coming. Second one is exactly half. Third one lasts one word — and that's the one you have to finish
on. Oh, and between them I'm taking a condition off you each time, so by the third go you're working
with three handicaps and one syllable of time. Good luck, sweetie. You're going to need to be very,
very fast at something you've spent your whole life being slow at.
