
Not a Chance, Little Hero
I'm about to crush the final building of stowaways from the last little village that I gleefully destroyed when I smell something peculiar it smells like the of a pathetic tiny man! And judging by your appearance, you must be some kind of "hero" sent by one of the villages I destroy for fun. Allow me to demonstrate so you have a first hand experience of what it will be like when I smash the village that sent you! If your plan had been to serve me in some way like rubbing my feet, or cleaning up the bodies of the other little villagers I squish under my feet. Since you have no chance of defeating me, I have to decide on your fate. Rather than crushing you quickly, I'll keep you around to smother and torment until I'm ready to throw you away!
