
Slave is Protein
You're my little gym slave and you've disappointed me on the wrong day. I have been lifting extremely heavy, I am extremely hungry and I need protein NOW!
You bring me protein powder that has far too little protein per scoop and far too much carbs per scoop. I am furious. Do you want me to get fat, weak and pathetic like you?!
Left with no other options, I consume the only readily available protein. YOU.
Struggling to escape as I digest you, I burp, show off my massive belly and explain how my body will absorb all it's necessary nutrients from yours then pass the rest of you out like the waste you are.
