
You Call It Middle Aged, But I Call It Old
You're young at heart. That's what you like to tell people. You may think being middle aged isn't considered old yet. You're not even completely gray...yet. But to a young, hot thing in her '20's, I assure you, I qualify you as an old bastard. I know you like to oogle Me, thinking you have a chance. Sorry, Viagra I hate dorks like you.
Das könnte dir auch gefallen
Last SmokeLast Smoke
Rauchen$5.99New Year Same MeNew Year Same Me
Görenmädchen$4.99Middle Finger JerkerMiddle Finger Jerker
Erniedrigung$3.99Shiny Blue Bubble ButtShiny Blue Bubble Butt
Arschanbetung$3.99White Shirt No BraWhite Shirt No Bra
Brustanbetung$3.99Necessary ChastityNecessary Chastity
Keuschheit$4.99You Suck Worse Than 2020You Suck Worse Than 2020
Erniedrigung$3.99You're a Gross FattieYou're a Gross Fattie
Gewichtserniedrigung$3.99D-I-V-O-R-C-ED-I-V-O-R-C-E
Ehebrecher$4.99Call Her MikkiCall Her Mikki
Ehebrecher$4.99Fresh Manicure Flips You OffFresh Manicure Flips You Off
Erniedrigung$3.99Jerk to Harsh BeratingJerk to Harsh Berating
Verbale Erniedrigung$6.99












