
You Call It Middle Aged, But I Call It Old
You're young at heart. That's what you like to tell people. You may think being middle aged isn't considered old yet. You're not even completely gray...yet. But to a young, hot thing in her '20's, I assure you, I qualify you as an old bastard. I know you like to oogle Me, thinking you have a chance. Sorry, Viagra I hate dorks like you.
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