Mrs Robinson Presents

Sitting on my master bathroom counter in my silky robe and white lace anklet socks, I decide to have some fun with the faucet running. The water feels so good!!

I hang some raincoats and windbreakers in my master bathroom right outside the walkin closet. Taking one at a time, I try it on and play with all of the delicious zippers. Then the last one I try on is a favorite sweatshirt with a wonderful zipper I love.

Back home after a long night on my feet at work, I'm wearing my Hooters outfit with scrunched down socks over pantyhose and sneakers. My feet are itchy, tired, and sweaty so I lay down to prop them up.

The combination of a travel cold and chronic allergies keeps me blowing my nose constantly...

Will you be My Guy, Leather Boy? This time it's special, so I change it up just a bit for you... :)

Watch me try on three pair of new artist designed socks that are very special to my heart, showing my muscular calves in my capri yoga pants.

I don't know what I ate, but my belly is bloated beyond words today, to the point of looking pregnant! Watch me bounce, squeeze, and jiggle my belly fat from all angles to show off my extreme muffin top over my yoga pants.

Watch me close up dip my bare feet into my leopard print flat shoes, from the front, back, and side angles. My toenails are unpainted too.

Going through my towels from the Master Bathroom and Guest Bathroom, I decide to show them off - with a big towel robe at the end!

My dish pan hands get so dry, I have to constantly rub lotion into them to keep them from getting cracked and red.

Talking on the phone, I start itching my smelly sweaty fungus-filled socks. I keep noticing you looking at me, so get off the phone and talk to you...

Reaching up into my closet, I pull down two pairs of shoes and try them on. Watch me flex my calf muscles in high heels, posing front, back, and sides.

Watch me show my hips, belly, and ass in my tight little yoga pants with my tank top pulled up. Turning front, back, and sides, swaying to some music.

It's a perfect day to stay home and look through some toys. Each one has such delicious possibilities!

Wearing a black dress with tiny rosebuds, bare legs with no toenail polish, and black high heel pumps, I sit in a chair and cross and uncross my legs. Swiveling about in the chair from side to side, I double cross my legs - something I tend to do often.

Are you going to be my Jimmy Mack, Leather Boy? Wearing my black leather jacket, skirt, gloves, and black satin bra, I dance, clap, and snap my fingers to one of your favorite songs...

Watch me try on new snorkel fins in preparation for an upcoming trip to Cancun. I've never worn anything like this, and the bottoms are just like sneakers to walk in!

You missed my feet, yes? I wore these dirty socks for a week just for you! Mmmmm... looks like you're enjoying my sweaty stinky feet full of itchy fungus...

Watch me stand on tip toe with bare feet and unpolished toenails, do ballet plies, and squats flexing my calf muscles from the front, back, and sides.

When I see you walk in, I'm disappointed that you obviously lied about your height on your profile and immediately launch into a tirade about it!