Dee Williams, the neighborhood's unofficial welcome wagon, decided to pay a friendly visit to Will Tile's house after spotting him looking confused at the local potluck. The pleasantries came to a screeching halt in Will's living room when he, armed with the neighborhood's most juicy gossip, confronted Dee about her extracurricular activities with various local men while still technically married. Dee, with a twinkle in her eye, dropped the bombshell that not only was her husband fully aware of her neighborhood conquests, he was actually her biggest cheerleader—complete with custom-made pom-poms and a "Go Dee Go" foam finger. Will's jaw hit the hardwood floor when she pointed out that he was apparently the only guy on the block who hadn't experienced the legendary "Williams Welcome," a situation she was there to immediately remedy with much enthusiasm.