AngieJoy

Yawn in close-ups throughout the film. I want to see your uvula, frenulum, and palate. When you yawn, show me how runny nose collects and how your eyes get wet. Shake your nose, pinch it, and move it up and down. Deep, continuous yawns, with your jaw as open as possible.

We were supposed to get married, everything was ready, and you cheated on me with my friend. You thought you'd get away with it, but you didn't. Now you'll suffer punishment and terrible humiliation.

I see people walking around. I hope they'll come and see me humiliate you, crush you, and destroy you.

My heavy, clunky boots, covered in a thick layer of mud, smash your face. The bones in your body crunch from my kicks. Oops, I broke you in half, I don't feel sorry for you at all. At the very end, I crush your face into the deep mud, you choke on it, and you look at me for the last time. Because this is your funeral.

...Horror nanny

I'm your nanny, I'm not your fan, but you don't need to know that, and you don't. xD

Your stepmother told me to feed you disgusting mush, but you have to eat it anyway. I ask you politely to open your mouth, but you don't listen. I'm getting nervous, but I keep trying. Now I raise my voice and tell you to eat it, because it's for your health. You still resist, it's driving me crazy, BUT I give you one last chance, and you still resist. Jokes aside, you're not going to play with me like that!

I'll sit you straight in a special chair, with no room to maneuver. I know you hate smoke and burping, that's why I'm giving you this! Then I see you're so confused and depressed that you even cry, and I laugh at you!

?.URINE BATH, corporate rats.

That whole disgusting bunch from my (now) former job. Every single one of those assholes Mental DESTRUCTION and harassed me.

...Angie's revenge, eaten BY THE ASS

My boyfriend from the city wants to play a game with me, we're playing "hide and seek." I let him hide, and I start looking. That bastard got under the bed, I got him! I slide under the furniture, I can almost reach him! And FUCK, I'm stuck. That dick made a glue stain, my hand is stuck! It's so annoying, I'm trying with all my might to free myself, I feel the skin on my hand hurt. I kick my legs, I push myself with my whole body, and finally I succeed! Now I'm going to get revenge on that dick! My ass is devouring him!

...Guys impaled on stakes for devourer

These jerks hid from me in my underwear, but they're so stupid they can't even do that right. I impale them, start licking, and my saliva drips down their fragile bodies, much to my delight.

Can you believe that's all? Damn! Now I'm going to devour every single one of them! Only when I'm finished will it be over.

...Horror nanny

I'm your nanny, I'm not your fan, but you don't need to know that, and you don't. xD

Your stepmother told me to feed you disgusting mush, but you have to eat it anyway. I ask you politely to open your mouth, but you don't listen. I'm getting nervous, but I keep trying. Now I raise my voice and tell you to eat it, because it's for your health. You still resist, it's driving me crazy, BUT I give you one last chance, and you still resist. Jokes aside, you're not going to play with me like that!

I'll sit you straight in a special chair, with no room to maneuver. I know you hate smoke and burping, that's why I'm giving you this! Then I see you're so confused and depressed that you even cry, and I laugh at you!

....URINE BATH, corporate rats.

That whole disgusting bunch from my (now) former job. Every single one of those assholes Mental DESTRUCTION and harassed me.

...Angie's revenge, eaten BY THE ASS

My boyfriend from the city wants to play a game with me, we're playing "hide and seek." I let him hide, and I start looking. That bastard got under the bed, I got him! I slide under the furniture, I can almost reach him! And FUCK, I'm stuck. That dick made a glue stain, my hand is stuck! It's so annoying, I'm trying with all my might to free myself, I feel the skin on my hand hurt. I kick my legs, I push myself with my whole body, and finally I succeed! Now I'm going to get revenge on that dick! My ass is devouring him!

...Guys impaled on stakes for devourer

These jerks hid from me in my underwear, but they're so stupid they can't even do that right. I impale them, start licking, and my saliva drips down their fragile bodies, much to my delight.

Can you believe that's all? Damn! Now I'm going to devour every single one of them! Only when I'm finished will it be over.

Damn coughing fit while driving, I smoke a cigarette, but I'm addicted, I can't get over it. I spit out the phlegm out the window, it's yellow and thick.

Damn coughing fit while driving, I smoke a cigarette, but I'm addicted, I can't get over it. I spit out the phlegm out the window, it's yellow and thick.

I'm your nanny, I'm not your fan, but you don't need to know that, and you don't. xD

Your stepmother told me to feed you disgusting mush, but you have to eat it anyway. I ask you politely to open your mouth, but you don't listen. I'm getting nervous, but I keep trying. Now I raise my voice and tell you to eat it, because it's for your health. You still resist, it's driving me crazy, BUT I give you one last chance, and you still resist. Jokes aside, you're not going to play with me like that!

I'll sit you straight in a special chair, with no room to maneuver. I know you hate smoke and burping, that's why I'm giving you this! Then I see you're so confused and depressed that you even cry, and I laugh at you!

I'm your nanny, I'm not your fan, but you don't need to know that, and you don't. xD

Your stepmother told me to feed you disgusting mush, but you have to eat it anyway. I ask you politely to open your mouth, but you don't listen. I'm getting nervous, but I keep trying. Now I raise my voice and tell you to eat it, because it's for your health. You still resist, it's driving me crazy, BUT I give you one last chance, and you still resist. Jokes aside, you're not going to play with me like that!

I'll sit you straight in a special chair, with no room to maneuver. I know you hate smoke and burping, that's why I'm giving you this! Then I see you're so confused and depressed that you even cry, and I laugh at you!

I'm at a business meeting, surrounded by various speakers, all of whom I don't know. My boss has ordered me to say the keynotes during her presentation. Something terrible is happening; I'm having terrible yawning fits. I try to stop them at first, but after a few moments, I can't! I yawn powerfully, widely, and loudly! A runny nose starts running, and I don't have a tissue. I feel embarrassed and ashamed. Suddenly, my boss tells me to leave the meeting and go home total disaster.

Estoy en una reunión de negocios, rodeado de varios oradores, a ninguno de los cuales conozco. Mi jefa me ha ordenado que dé las conferencias principales durante su presentación. Algo terrible está sucediendo; tengo ataques terribles de bostezos. Al principio intento contenerlos, ¡pero después de unos momentos, no puedo! Bostezo con fuerza, ampliamente y en voz alta. Empieza a correrme la nariz, y no tengo un pañuelo. Me siento avergonzado y humillado. De repente, mi jefa me dice que abandone la reunión y me vaya a casa: ¡un desastre total!

Uf, después de un largo día de trabajo, estoy tomando un descanso. Estoy fumando un cigarrillo y bebiendo un refresco. Ups, estoy eructando. Escucho algo golpeando dentro de la máquina. Al principio, me cuesta identificar el sonido, pero logro hacerlo. Es algo en mi lado derecho. Es un espacio estrecho, pero mis manos son pequeñas. Alargo la mano hacia un cable que empieza a soltarse. Quiero arreglarlo, y ¡MIERDA, mi mano está atrapada! Intento con todas mis fuerzas sacarla, tiro con la otra mano, empujo contra las ventanas del tractor, pero sin resultado. Encuentro algunas herramientas y trato de sacar mi mano con alicates, pero duele como el infierno, ¡y aún así no funciona! Uso un destornillador, pero tampoco sirve de nada.

Veo a un trabajador en la ventana, golpeo el cristal, le grito, pero no puede oírme.

Estoy desesperado, tengo que quedarme aquí esperando a que alguien me saque.

Uf, después de un largo día de trabajo, estoy tomando un descanso. Estoy fumando un cigarrillo y bebiendo un refresco. Ups, estoy eructando. Escucho algo golpeando dentro de la máquina. Al principio, me cuesta identificar el sonido, pero logro hacerlo. Es algo en mi lado derecho. Es un espacio estrecho, pero mis manos son pequeñas. Alargo la mano hacia un cable que empieza a soltarse. Quiero arreglarlo, y ¡MIERDA, mi mano está atrapada! Intento con todas mis fuerzas sacarla, tiro con la otra mano, empujo contra las ventanas del tractor, pero sin resultado. Encuentro algunas herramientas y trato de sacar mi mano con alicates, pero duele como el infierno, ¡y aún así no funciona! Uso un destornillador, pero tampoco sirve de nada.

Veo a un trabajador en la ventana, golpeo el cristal, le grito, pero no puede oírme.

Estoy desesperado, tengo que esperar aquí a que alguien me saque.

My throat hurts, and I feel like my tonsils are swelling. Unfortunately, constant yawning doesn't help my tonsils and only worsens the burning sensation in my throat.

¡Mi barriga ha crecido de nuevo, no dejé de comer! Me pruebo la ropa, empezando por la ropa interior, mis bragas están ajustadas, ¡parezco un jamón!

Me pongo los pantalones hasta las rodillas, y los que logro meterme, no puedo abrocharlos. El vestido que llevaba hace poco se detiene en mis pechos, pero logra cerrarse. ¡PERO se detiene en mis caderas, mi trasero no cabe! ¡Es un desastre total!

¡Mi barriga ha crecido de nuevo, no dejé de comer! Me pruebo la ropa, empezando por la ropa interior, mis bragas están apretadas, ¡parezco un jamón!

Me pongo los pantalones hasta las rodillas, y los que logro meterme, no puedo abrocharlos. El vestido que llevaba hace poco se detiene en mis pechos, pero logra cerrarse. ¡PERO se detiene en mis caderas, mi trasero no cabe! ¡Es un desastre total!