AngieJoy

Yawn in close-ups throughout the film. I want to see your uvula, frenulum, and palate. When you yawn, show me how runny nose collects and how your eyes get wet. Shake your nose, pinch it, and move it up and down. Deep, continuous yawns, with your jaw as open as possible.

We were supposed to get married, everything was ready, and you cheated on me with my friend. You thought you'd get away with it, but you didn't. Now you'll suffer punishment and terrible humiliation.

I see people walking around. I hope they'll come and see me humiliate you, crush you, and destroy you.

My heavy, clunky boots, covered in a thick layer of mud, smash your face. The bones in your body crunch from my kicks. Oops, I broke you in half, I don't feel sorry for you at all. At the very end, I crush your face into the deep mud, you choke on it, and you look at me for the last time. Because this is your funeral.

...Horror nanny

I'm your nanny, I'm not your fan, but you don't need to know that, and you don't. xD

Your stepmother told me to feed you disgusting mush, but you have to eat it anyway. I ask you politely to open your mouth, but you don't listen. I'm getting nervous, but I keep trying. Now I raise my voice and tell you to eat it, because it's for your health. You still resist, it's driving me crazy, BUT I give you one last chance, and you still resist. Jokes aside, you're not going to play with me like that!

I'll sit you straight in a special chair, with no room to maneuver. I know you hate smoke and burping, that's why I'm giving you this! Then I see you're so confused and depressed that you even cry, and I laugh at you!

?.URINE BATH, corporate rats.

That whole disgusting bunch from my (now) former job. Every single one of those assholes Mental DESTRUCTION and harassed me.

...Angie's revenge, eaten BY THE ASS

My boyfriend from the city wants to play a game with me, we're playing "hide and seek." I let him hide, and I start looking. That bastard got under the bed, I got him! I slide under the furniture, I can almost reach him! And FUCK, I'm stuck. That dick made a glue stain, my hand is stuck! It's so annoying, I'm trying with all my might to free myself, I feel the skin on my hand hurt. I kick my legs, I push myself with my whole body, and finally I succeed! Now I'm going to get revenge on that dick! My ass is devouring him!

...Guys impaled on stakes for devourer

These jerks hid from me in my underwear, but they're so stupid they can't even do that right. I impale them, start licking, and my saliva drips down their fragile bodies, much to my delight.

Can you believe that's all? Damn! Now I'm going to devour every single one of them! Only when I'm finished will it be over.

...Horror nanny

I'm your nanny, I'm not your fan, but you don't need to know that, and you don't. xD

Your stepmother told me to feed you disgusting mush, but you have to eat it anyway. I ask you politely to open your mouth, but you don't listen. I'm getting nervous, but I keep trying. Now I raise my voice and tell you to eat it, because it's for your health. You still resist, it's driving me crazy, BUT I give you one last chance, and you still resist. Jokes aside, you're not going to play with me like that!

I'll sit you straight in a special chair, with no room to maneuver. I know you hate smoke and burping, that's why I'm giving you this! Then I see you're so confused and depressed that you even cry, and I laugh at you!

....URINE BATH, corporate rats.

That whole disgusting bunch from my (now) former job. Every single one of those assholes Mental DESTRUCTION and harassed me.

...Angie's revenge, eaten BY THE ASS

My boyfriend from the city wants to play a game with me, we're playing "hide and seek." I let him hide, and I start looking. That bastard got under the bed, I got him! I slide under the furniture, I can almost reach him! And FUCK, I'm stuck. That dick made a glue stain, my hand is stuck! It's so annoying, I'm trying with all my might to free myself, I feel the skin on my hand hurt. I kick my legs, I push myself with my whole body, and finally I succeed! Now I'm going to get revenge on that dick! My ass is devouring him!

...Guys impaled on stakes for devourer

These jerks hid from me in my underwear, but they're so stupid they can't even do that right. I impale them, start licking, and my saliva drips down their fragile bodies, much to my delight.

Can you believe that's all? Damn! Now I'm going to devour every single one of them! Only when I'm finished will it be over.

Damn coughing fit while driving, I smoke a cigarette, but I'm addicted, I can't get over it. I spit out the phlegm out the window, it's yellow and thick.

Damn coughing fit while driving, I smoke a cigarette, but I'm addicted, I can't get over it. I spit out the phlegm out the window, it's yellow and thick.

I'm your nanny, I'm not your fan, but you don't need to know that, and you don't. xD

Your stepmother told me to feed you disgusting mush, but you have to eat it anyway. I ask you politely to open your mouth, but you don't listen. I'm getting nervous, but I keep trying. Now I raise my voice and tell you to eat it, because it's for your health. You still resist, it's driving me crazy, BUT I give you one last chance, and you still resist. Jokes aside, you're not going to play with me like that!

I'll sit you straight in a special chair, with no room to maneuver. I know you hate smoke and burping, that's why I'm giving you this! Then I see you're so confused and depressed that you even cry, and I laugh at you!

I'm your nanny, I'm not your fan, but you don't need to know that, and you don't. xD

Your stepmother told me to feed you disgusting mush, but you have to eat it anyway. I ask you politely to open your mouth, but you don't listen. I'm getting nervous, but I keep trying. Now I raise my voice and tell you to eat it, because it's for your health. You still resist, it's driving me crazy, BUT I give you one last chance, and you still resist. Jokes aside, you're not going to play with me like that!

I'll sit you straight in a special chair, with no room to maneuver. I know you hate smoke and burping, that's why I'm giving you this! Then I see you're so confused and depressed that you even cry, and I laugh at you!

I'm at a business meeting, surrounded by various speakers, all of whom I don't know. My boss has ordered me to say the keynotes during her presentation. Something terrible is happening; I'm having terrible yawning fits. I try to stop them at first, but after a few moments, I can't! I yawn powerfully, widely, and loudly! A runny nose starts running, and I don't have a tissue. I feel embarrassed and ashamed. Suddenly, my boss tells me to leave the meeting and go home total disaster.

Je suis à une réunion d'affaires, entouré de divers intervenants, dont je ne connais pas tous. Mon patron m'a ordonné de prononcer les discours principaux pendant sa présentation. Quelque chose de terrible se produit ; j'ai de terribles crises de bâillements. J'essaie d'abord de les retenir, mais après quelques instants, je n'y arrive plus ! Je bâille puissamment, largement et bruyamment ! Un écoulement nasal commence, et je n'ai pas de mouchoir. Je me sens embarrassé et honteux. Soudain, mon patron me dit de quitter la réunion et de rentrer à la maison — un désastre total.

Pfiou, après une longue journée de travail, je fais une pause. Je fume une cigarette et je bois une soda. Oups, je rote. J'entends un bruit de cognement dans la machine. Au début, j'ai du mal à identifier le son, mais j'y arrive. C'est quelque chose de mon côté droit. C'est un espace étroit, mais mes mains sont petites. J'attrape un câble qui commence à se détacher. Je veux le réparer, et PUTAIN, ma main est coincée. J'essaie de toutes mes forces de la sortir, je tire avec mon autre main, je pousse contre les vitres du tracteur, mais sans succès. Je trouve quelques outils et j'essaie de sortir ma main avec une pince, mais ça fait un mal de chien, et ça ne marche toujours pas ! J'utilise un tournevis, mais ça ne sert à rien non plus.

Je vois un ouvrier à la fenêtre, je tape sur la vitre, je lui crie, mais il ne m'entend pas.

Je suis désespéré, je dois rester ici en attendant que quelqu'un me libère.

Pfiou, après une longue journée de travail, je fais une pause. Je fume une cigarette et je bois un soda. Oups, je rote. J'entends un bruit de cognement dans la machine. Au début, j'ai du mal à identifier le son, mais j'y arrive. C'est quelque chose de mon côté droit. C'est un espace étroit, mais mes mains sont petites. J'attrape un câble qui commence à se détacher. Je veux le réparer, et PUTAIN, ma main est coincée. J'essaie de toutes mes forces de la sortir, je tire avec mon autre main, je pousse contre les vitres du tracteur, mais sans succès. Je trouve des outils et j'essaie de dégager ma main avec une pince, mais ça fait un mal de chien, et ça ne marche toujours pas ! J'utilise un tournevis, mais ça ne sert à rien non plus.

Je vois un ouvrier à la fenêtre, je tape sur la vitre, je lui crie, mais il ne m'entend pas.

Je suis désespéré, je dois rester ici en attendant que quelqu'un me libère.

My throat hurts, and I feel like my tonsils are swelling. Unfortunately, constant yawning doesn't help my tonsils and only worsens the burning sensation in my throat.

Mon ventre a encore grossi, je n'ai pas arrêté de manger ! J'essaie mes vêtements, en commençant par la lingerie, mes culottes sont trop serrées, on dirait un jambon !

J'arrive à enfiler mon pantalon jusqu'aux genoux, et ceux que j'arrive à mettre, je ne peux pas les boutonner. La robe qu'elle portait il n'y a pas si longtemps s'arrête à mes seins, mais réussit à passer. MAIS elle bloque au niveau des hanches, mon derrière ne passe pas ! C'est un désastre total !

Mon ventre a encore grossi, je n'ai pas arrêté de manger ! J'essaie mes vêtements, en commençant par la lingerie, mes culottes sont trop serrées, on dirait un jambon !

J'arrive à enfiler mon pantalon jusqu'aux genoux, et ceux que j'arrive à mettre, je ne peux pas les boutonner. La robe qu'elle portait il n'y a pas longtemps s'arrête à mes seins, mais parvient tout juste à passer. MAIS elle reste bloquée à mes hanches, mon derrière ne passe pas ! C'est un désastre total !