Sweaty Smelly Itchy Feet
I know I'm in for a long day. My feet are already itching me. I can't be miserable all day, but I give the medicated foot powder a try anyways. I pour it on my feet and even inside my shoes. I know the long day ahead will only make for sweaty, itchy feet. I head to work out, but have to stop in between sets because my feet are itching my SO bad. I try to get relief by rubbing them on my legs while still in my sneakers. I take off one sneaker and rub my toes on my calf and then scratch them with my fingers. The medicated powder is already damp and is sticking to my socks. Not able to take it anymore, I head home. I pick a giant wedgie out of my big butt. I sit down and take off my sweaty sneakers, only to unveil my even sweatier socks. My feet itch SO bad. I wish my man was here to rub my feet. Oooft, the smell is rancid. My blistery, red and raw toes are unbearable. This fermented smell is burning my nose. I decide to call my friend and tell her about my long day, including the details of the misery of my fungus filled athletes foot. I scratch my feet the entire time I'm explaining how awful it is. I take off my socks and use them to floss in between my toes. The medicated powder is still on my feet, but NOT helping my raw, red, flaming athletes foot. I don't know what to do anymore. I've tried everything! My socks are drenched in toe cheese, sweat and fungus. I get up close and personal with you and suggest that this is just the way you like my socks to be! You want to stuff my smelly fungus filled socks into your nose and take a big whiff? Yuck! They're all yours!
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