

Too Big for the Frame
Okay so — we have a problem, baby, and the problem is that my ass doesn't fit. Like, in anything. Not in the frame, not in a pair of jeans, not in one man's hands, and definitely not in your poor little head, which is where it's about to live rent free forever. So today we're playing my favourite game and it's called WHAT FITS, and the answer is nothing, and you're gonna sit there with your cock in your fist while I prove it to you item by item. Also we're betting. My bet is that you go completely stupid before the end — not that you cum, that's boring, everybody bets that. I mean stupid. Mouth open, hand on autopilot, forgot your own name stupid. I always win this bet. I've literally never lost it. Come lose it with me, baby. It's fun when you lose.
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