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I'm absolutely enthralled by the massive amount of cum I've got in a sample cup, and can't help but gently poke fun of you as I get ready to put it directly into my womb. First, I fill three syringes with the thick load, talking about how far outside the usual range for ejaculate volume it is. Then, with a big tunnel plug stretching my pussy wide open so my pink cervix is on display, I squirt the first syringe right into my cervical opening. After that, I decide I'm going to make myself orgasm after each load. Will it increase the chances of fertilization? Who knows, but it's fun! As I use my vibrator on my huge clit, I casually tell you that you can cum too if you want, but I know it's just going to be a tiny dribble. I cum hard, then put in the next serving of potent cum while the aftershocks are still coursing through my pussy. With creamy seed dripping out of my cervical os, I bring myself to climax again, then do both a third time. It's an extravagant amount of cum in my womb and pooling in my cunt, but it turns me on so much.

So, am I right? Is your load just a useless dribble compared to this?

(Implied references to anatomy / producing semen, but no explicit gender references and no SPH.)

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I haven't played with this swirly blue fantasy dildo in a while, so I decide to reach for it this time when I set out to stretch my urethra. My big sloppy peehole requires maintenance to stay at this size! I slide half of a duckbill speculum into my pussy, so that my urethral opening is on display, and then tease and fuck it with the blue dildo. The textures feel so good on this firm silicone toy! After I cum, though, I decide I want something longer, to fuck my bladder more deeply. I grab a clear glass rod and press it into my peehole. At first, my bladder sphincter resists, but I keep pressing against it until the glass dildo pops past that tight ring of muscle and slides deep into my bladder. With the smooth glass dildo pushed all the way in, I can feel it shoving against the far wall of my bladder, and that sensation makes me need to cum again. I pick my vibrator back up and cum hard, my big clit twitching. As I slide the glass toy out of my urethra, a spray of piss follows it, and you'll see my peehole looking slippery and well-fucked.

My pussy is absolutely full of cum, and none of it is yours. But you're the sort of pathetic freak who wants to hear all about how I was fucked by much bigger cocks than yours, aren't you? While you listen to my adventures, I'm going to make you lick up some of this cum, and then I'm going to use it as lube to sound your tiny dick. I'll give you a cum countdown, but don't think for a moment you'll get to cum in my cunt... instead, you can dribble your worthless goo into my hand. And since you're done when I say you are, and no sooner, I might just keep toying with you. Hope you like post-orgasm torment- but it won't bother me any if you don't!

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I was excited to fuck my cervix with this big textured urethral sound, and when it first goes in you'll hear in my voice how good it feels. Before too long, though, I was getting frustrated by how my cervix wasn't staying in view. In the end, I decided that if you weren't going to get to see my cervix being toyed with, then my cervix didn't get to be fucked, and I denied myself the orgasm.

I saw a tweet about how harmful masturbation is... and I decided it would make a great mantra for the gooners and the porn addiction fetishists. Will you repeat these words with me while you stroke yourself and I play with my oiled pussy?

This version is not captioned. If seeing the words on screen would make it easier for you to recite the words with me and get them deep into your mind, look for the other version of this clip.

I saw a tweet about how harmful masturbation is... and I decided it would make a great mantra for the gooners and the porn addiction fetishists. Will you repeat these words with me while you stroke yourself and I play with my oiled pussy? This version is captioned, to make it easier for you to recite the words with me and get them deep into your mind.

I was fucking my stretched urethra with a butt plug again, but this plug has a spiraling corkscrew design, so I screwed it in to stretch my peehole open little by little... and then my muscles straining against it made it unscrew again and pop out in a burst of piss!

Want to see me fill my bladder with goo and then piss it out again? I mixed some X-Lube to be very thick, tinted it green, and sucked it up in a giant irrigating syringe. Putting the tapered nozzle end directly into my stretched urethra, it took a little positioning, but I was able to get the tip all the way into my bladder. I filled up my bladder with the strange substance, then pissed it out while rubbing my fat clit, marveling at how I can feel the difference in viscosity as it flows out of me. Filling my bladder again, I held the goo inside while playing with a green bullet vibrator on my clit, then released all that slime as I orgasmed. After I came, I thought I was going to be finished playing with myself... until I saw that I still had more colorful lube left over. I filled my bladder one more time and continued fooling around in the slippery mess, using it as lube to finger my peehole and to thrust as many fingers into my pussy as possible- I nearly fisted myself! Then I released the green slime from my bladder one last time. As I finish expelling it, you can see the difference when the goo is gone and I'm pissing out my own pee instead, because the stream goes much further!

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Would you like to watch me hurt my cunt for your pleasure? I stapled my labia together with surgical staples, wincing and gasping and swearing each time they bit into my sensitive pussy lips. Then I wiggled myself onto your cock, so that my labia were wrapped tightly around it, hugging it against my pussy with the head of your cock bumping my clit. With gloved hands, I moved my stapled flesh over your dick, jacking you off with my pussy lips even though it hurt to do so. After taking the staples out, I wanted to be fucked as well... will you let me cum on your cock after hurting my pussy for you?

I just wanted to masturbate by fucking my uterus with a steel sounding rod, but I was interrupted before I could cum!

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Ever had a urethral swab done during a physical examination? I never have, but I've always heard that they're uncomfortable, because the cotton swab is so dry. Of course, I've mostly heard that from people with penises who don't stick anything in that hole! Will it still be uncomfortable or painful for me, with my huge stretched urethra? Only one way to find out! Wearing blue exam gloves, I explore my urethral opening with swabs, even using two of them to stretch it open and look inside.

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I used blue silicone anal beads in my big stretched urethra, a glass dildo with a deep blue swirl in my pussy, and a pale turquoise vibrator on my clit. I love feeling toys rub against each other through my g-spot! At the moment of orgasm, I pulled the beads out of my peehole and let the piss gush out.

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I have a silicone plug with a hole all the way through, and I have some small transparent latex balloons, so I decided to fill a water balloon straight from the tap! With the plug inserted into my stretched urethra all the way to my bladder, my pee gushed unrestricted into the balloon. Soon, the balloon was stretched so tight that I was a bit concerned it would burst and send piss splashing everywhere! That worry didn't keep me from enjoying the sensations, though, and I came hard with a vibrator on my clit. Then, I pinched the neck of the balloon, pulled the plug out of my peehole, and enjoyed a hot stream of piss directly onto my big clit. When there's nobody around to pee on me, this turns out to make a very realistic stream! If you like piss and urethral insertions, and especially if you're into balloons too, I think you'll love watching this.

An endoscope view of candy sprinkles melting on my tongue, until only a colorful stain on my tongue is left behind.

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If you like watching me orgasm from pain, I think you'll enjoy this one. I spread my pussy lips with clover clamps, then lube up my huge stretched urethra. It takes a little work to insert the bipolar anal plug electrode so that it goes all the way into my bladder, and I gush piss all over my thighs while I try to push it in, but I get it firmly seated past my bladder sphincter and turn on my e-stim power box. Then, I rub tiger balm all over my big clit, using it instead of oil to help form a good seal for my clit pump. As I pump my clit, the tiger balm soaks into it more and more, so the burning intensifies as my clitoris swells. I turn up the e-stim until it's painful, jack off my poor burning clit using the pump cylinder, and cum hard.

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Wearing white latex gloves, first I lube up my big peehole, fingering it a little. Then, I use a smoothly tapered black silicone dildo to warm up my urethra, rubbing my big clit with gloved fingers as I do. After my bladder sphincter relaxes, I set the dildo aside and grab a clear glass buttplug. When I push the plug into my peehole, you can see through the base how the ring of flesh wraps around the plug. I use a vibrator on my clit while my urethra is held open for you to see, cum hard, and keep playing with myself after orgasm.

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I'm playing a silly game: putting these silicone mini dildos into my big stretched urethra, then seeing if I can shoot them out with piss. I might be doing a little gentle teasing of anyone who can't fit toys this size in their own peeholes, too...

After I experiment with all these gorgeous tiny fantasy dildos, I try to get myself off by fucking my urethra with one of them, but it's just too small! After a long relaxing piss, I start playing with my pinpoint vibrator, teasing my urethral opening with it until I cum. Immediately, I switch to using it on my hard clit, and have another orgasm while I'm still coming down from the first!

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This clip begins with me showing you the latex Foley catheter in my ass, then inflating the retention balloon. I chose a catheter with a 30ml balloon, to keep the catheter securing in my anus. Next, I slid a matching catheter into my bladder and inflated the retention balloon there. I attached a large irrigation syringe to the end of the catheter, to collect urine to transfer to my butt. Arousal always seems to make my bladder fill faster, so I show what I can draw up in the syringe, then play with a vibrator until my bladder is full enough that the pressure pushes the plunger back on its own. Do you find that as sexy as I do? Once I have a few syringe-fulls of piss in my ass, I take the catheter out of my asshole and grab a more intense vibrator. Holding my pee enema takes a lot of focus! I let the catheter in my bladder trickle over my legs and pussy as I play, and before long, I have a powerful orgasm. Do you think I was able to retain all the piss in my ass while cumming?

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I had a vibrating buttplug in my stretched urethra while I pumped my pussy, and it made me cum over and over! This is the extended version of one of the videos from "multiple orgasm peehole play joi game" showing a full screen view of the pussy pumping and peehole play, with over ten minutes of footage that wasn't included. This previously-unseen footage has even more orgasms and more of my descriptions of what I was doing and how it felt, including several moments where I was attempting to describe something but lost my ability to find words because the sensations were so intense!

This video combines "cervix penetration orgasms" and "slippery cervix goo" so you can see them together, as they were originally filmed.

Playing with a hegar sounding rod and a rosebud sound, I had orgasm after orgasm while playing with my little cervix hole. Sometimes I used a vibrator on my big clit while pushing a steel rod into my uterus over and over, sometimes I just used clit stimulation to make me cum so that you'd have an unobstructed view of my cervix and be able to see how my uterus waves the sound in the air as my pussy clenches, and I even had one orgasm just by fucking my cervix with no clit stimulation at all. I get so much enjoyment out of this little hole!

After that, I noticed that the rosebud sound brought quite a lot of cervical mucus out with it. My cervix goo was so very slippery this time! Even though I'd already had several orgasms, I couldn't resist going for one more, using my viscous cervical fluid as lube to rub my big clit.