Alissa Ryan

GOONING the gift that just keeps giving. Ass, tits, stroking motions, gooning faces this is the series you just can’t stop pumping to. I told you it would be every 2 weeks but you still check for a new episode every night, don’t deny it I know I have you hooked gooner. You’ve finally accepted your true purpose in life. To be my stroke puppet. Losing yourself in the goonhole, stroking yourself stupid. Spending every waking second you possibly can pumping your cock. You’re a jerk junkie, and a goonaholic - but that’s exactly who I want you to be. Pull your cock out and start pumping to my perfect face and curves.

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You think women don’t notice when you stop and stare. When you’re so zoned out on our cleavage you can’t get your thoughts together long enough to hold a conversation but we notice it all. Everyone knows you’re a tit obsessed jerk drone whose only purpose and desire in life is to jerk your cock to a huge pair of perfect tits. You’re such a fucking loser! Your whole life revolves around my tits, I’m not surprised they are absolutely perfect. You’ll do anything I say when I’m bouncing my tits in your face. Male brains are so easy to control. I know your cock is pulsing while you think about stroking for me, it’s time to jerk, jerk drone. Every day is incomplete until you stroke your brains out for me.

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You’re a complete glutton for gooning! A goon glut, a porn glut. Once you start you can’t stop one short jerk session is never enough, one clip is never enough you inhale and consume porn like none other. I’ve completely taken over your mind and rotted it with my porn. When you wake up the only thing you can think about is stroking for me you need your goon fix and you need it now! Gooning has taken over your life, gooning is your sex life, the feelings you get from gooning, simply unmatched. You need to pump! Now pull your cock out goon glut, add this to your cart if you’re sitting here reading this you already know it’s too late you’re going to buy it sooner or later may as well just do it now.

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BIG TITS! BIG LIPS! LONG BLONDE HAIR! You are OBSESSED with all things pink and hyper feminine on a woman. You’ve been obsessed with bimbo barbies for so long, only stroking to perfect huge bouncy tits and juicy perfectly filled pouts you didn’t realize you’ve become a bimbo too! A brainless bimbo drone for bimbo barbies. You can’t get enough of me, you notice every single detail down to my long thick eyelashes and perfectly manicured fingers. I’m the perfect Fembot, the perfect Barbie Bimbo. When you see me your brain turns to mush, you can’t think straight all you can do is pull your cock out, stroke and drool over my girly perfection. Worship and stroke to every part of your Barbie Goddess.

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Wait, you thought the condoms I asked you to bring over were for you?! You thought I was going to fuck you? What a delusional loser! I asked you to come over because I wanted to test out my new goon program. I wanted to see just how low you’ll stoop for the privilege of stroking and gooning to me. My alpha boyfriend is going to cum a thick load into one of these condoms and you’re going to eat it. You’re not just going to drink the cum, no you’re going to chew on it, slurp the cum out, and of course that’s not all. When I do finally let you cum, you’re going to lap up your own hot jizz as well. I know how much you love gooning to me, so earn it. Earn the privilege of a goon session to my perfect face and sexy body. You’re eating loads of cum today you cum guzzling gooning loser!

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Don’t say I never spoil you jerk drone. Yes I’m giving you week 3 a week early, you’re welcome. I know it’s so hard for you to wait even a day. You need to stroke you need to goon, you’re not complete unless your cock is in your hand and you’re drooling over me. Now put your hand on your cock and become transfixed by me. Stroke yourself into subspace blocking out the rest of the world and focusing on the only thing that your porn rotted brain cares about - GOONING turn your brain off and turn your cock on. Lots of stroking motions, tongue out, tit bouncing, you know goon Queen Alissa goes all out.

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You’ve become an NPC, a side character in your own life. The most important and only exciting thing in your world is me, I’m the main character in your life. Everything else about your days are automated. Same alarm clock, same job, same tasks, you eat the same things, everything is the same you’re so predictable nothing more than a drone whose only pleasure is pumping his meat stick to me. Your mind cock and wallet belong to me the only time you come alive for a brief moment before it’s back to the same day to day repeat is when you’re stroking to me, but don’t worry I’ve found great purpose for you. The more you stroke for me, the harder you fall into your addiction to porn, to stroking, to gooning, TO ME - the more successful I become. The better my life gets. Your pumping addiction is allowing you to become part of something greater. For the first time you’re part of something that matters, if I win, you win.....or at least it’s the closest you’ll ever get. Sit back and enjoy the ride, I’m in the drivers seat you’re just pumping the joy stick when and how I tell you.

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So you want to quit gooning huh? You realize you’ve fallen way too deep into your addiction and you want to regain some of those braincells you pumped away. Goddess Alissa is the only one that can cure you, if anyone can that is. You became addicted to gooning when you found me, you find yourself helplessly stroking to me every single day, you’re a mess. A gooned out leaking mess. You know your efforts will be useless unless I agree to set you free and reprogram you to be a regular citizen of society again. Except... during our counselling session you keep getting these flash backs. You’re trying to focus on your treatment but your mind keeps wandering. Flash backs of my perfect bare tits bouncing all around while I encourage you to stroke. The memory of my goon fuel teases and haunts you. I don’t know gooner....you may be a goon addict forever, I’ll try my best to cure you..


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Your mind has been ROTTED! Your cock is ADDICTED! You’ve been RUINED AND GOONED gooner and there’s no going back. You’ve fallen in too deep to be saved, the only choice you have now is to go deeper. Now that you’ve experienced such intense pleasure you could never quit gooning and go back to your dull life before me. All you truly care about anymore is gooning to me. Getting home after a long day, tossing your pants on the floor and becoming a pile of leaking drooling gooner mush pumping away all night long. I’ve ruined you for all other women, but I’ve reprogrammed you to be exactly who I want you to be. My hopeless helpless gooner, you are perfect for me.

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Gooning has taken over your life, you’re addicted to stroking, gooning and drooling over me and my perfect curves. You already knew this, I’m just reaffirming. THIS is where you belong. Everyone else in your life doesn’t understand, they wouldn’t understand. Everyone else would judge you for being a chronic masturbator, but they don’t know you like I do. They don’t know how much pleasure and happiness gooning brings you. They don’t understand how good it feels to stroke for me. They’ll never understand the feeling of racing home to me, leaving all the stress of the day behind, pumping your cock and getting lost in the goonhole. Gooning is irreplaceable. I am irreplaceable. Gooning needs to come before EVERYTHING. Work, friends, her, nothing has ever had such a hold on you an so it’s time to erase everything else. Replace everything else with GOONING!

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It’s time you finally accept it. Everyone else has, everyone else knows who you are and I know deep down you always have as well. You’re a pussy free loser! Stop wasting your time thinking it’s going to happen. You are never getting laid! It’s gone on way too long it would just be embarrassing at this point. You kept putting it off thinking maybe one day someone would want to fuck you but it never happened. You found porn and became a jerk drone. Spending all your free time tugging on your cock instead of trying to get out into the world and date and now you simply lack the social skills to do it. Don’t even get me started on lack of skills in the bedroom. You would be so humiliated not knowing what to do. Women intimidate you and so it’s best you just stay inside and stroke to my loser porn. Besides let’s be honest you’ve become so obsessed with me, you would never get the attention of a woman this hot in the real world, everything would be an extreme downgrade. Stroking to loser porn feels way better than sex ever would anyways ......

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If you clicked on this video chances are you either are a gooner overly excited with the opportunity of a stroke session, or you have been stroking a little more frequently lately, you’ve canceled plans a few times, you’re finding that one video is not enough, you don’t want to cum quickly and be done with it you want to take your time, and edge your way through a binge. You think you may in fact be falling down the goonhole but you aren’t sure. I’m going to give you a series of very simple questions to answer honestly followed by your results. If you are, in fact a gooner then you’re in luck because I’m going to reward you with only your favorite thing on earth...pumping your cock to me, my beautiful face and sexy body while you embrace your love of gooning.

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NEW SERIES ALERT! You’re going to love this one for many reasons gooner but the biggest one being it’s never ending. That’s right, it’s not going to be one or two parts, this series is going to bring you back here every two weeks for another session until eventually you’ll be able to pile them all up, and spend entire days, entire weekends, entire weeks GOONING. You’ll forget what time it is, what day it is. You’ll forget everything except for the only thing that matters, gooning to Goddess Alissa. It is the only thing that brings you true happiness and pleasure and so you will happily dive right in while I penetrate those last 4 brain cells with my goon fuel. This is the start to something amazing, week one of your new life. COLLECT THEM ALL and be My BIGGEST GOONER!

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“Goddess, I’ll do anything for you!” is a sentence I hear on a daily basis. You’re so eager to please me and so today I’m going to let you pump your cock to my perfect huge perky tits but you’re going to earn your stroke session loser! You’re going to beg for each and every glimpse, first in my bra, then completely topless. You will earn each glimpse. All you have to do is obey me, and you get the thing you crave the most. I’ll tell you when you beg, what to say, even how loud you should shout it. I get increasingly more provocative and sexy as the begging gets louder and more humiliating. Now thank me for this opportunity loser!

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You’re such a pathetic loser, you’ve had a cock your whole life and yet you still have no fucking idea how to use it. You stroke your sad cock for 30 seconds and you’re already busting, you’ll never satisfy anyone with that leaking mess. The only porn you watch anymore is for premature ejaculators like you because otherwise you never make it to the good part, you never make it past the beginning. You should be embarrassed. Now pull out that sad cock and pump it for me and try and make it to the end, for a special surprise...we both know you won’t but you can always try.

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You’ve always had a weakness for unattainable brats. Women so out of your league you would never even try to approach. You simply know you would be rejected. It’s such a privilege to get to stroke to me, you happily take anything I give you. I am everything to you, the most important thing while you are simply nothing but a pathetic fucking loser in my eyes. Pull out your stupid cock and stroke to me once again, like you do every day, exactly how I tell you to and be grateful I acknowledge a loser like you at all.

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You’re going to stroke your stupid cock to my middle finger and nothing else. Jerk off while being flipped the fuck off like the pathetic fucking loser that you are. You don’t deserve anything else, you don’t deserve anything at all and so any attention that I give you is good attention that you happily lap up. Now focus on my middle finger loser, stroke your cock and thank me for the opportunity to stroke to Goddess Alissa’s middle finger.

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You spend way too much time cock in hand, body tense stroking and pumping and making that stupid goon face. You don’t even realize you do it, you become a drooling possessed leaking mess when gooning for me and you fucking love it. Have you ever looked at the stupid face you make while stroking? It’s sexy when I mock your goon faces, but you, look like an idiot. You can’t help it you get so carried away. If you keep spending every waking hour stroking with your face contorted, it’s going to get stuck like that. Everyone will know you’re a gooner. Everyone will know you have an addiction to jerking off if you keep up with it. You don’t care. You don’t care if everyone knows. You can’t stop stroking. It wouldn’t matter if you had to walk around with the goontard face plastered all over yours for the rest of your life. Gooning is more important than anything.

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Your entire sex life is online, after wasting the precious time of so many women with your boring conversation and sad lack of bedroom skills you realized you would save yourself the embarrassment of being ghosted yet again and are sticking to a digital sex life. It’s better this way, digital experiences with me have been and will always be better than anything you would experience in the real world. You get the pleasure and privileged of stroking to me, and lucky for me I don’t have to see nor hear you. It’s the perfect trade off. Worshiping and stroking to digital tits, and digital pussy has taken over your life. You’ve never experienced such pleasure and you’re too ashamed to ever try dating again. You’ll continue to spend every night stroking to me. Drooling over me. Gooning yourself stupid for me. I am everything to you. I am your entire sex life.


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Here you are, once again, big shocker looking for my newest vid to pump your hand pussy to. Lucky for you, I knew exactly what losers like you are looking for. Time to unzip your pants and lube up that fist you call a hand pussy, because it’s the closest thing you’ll ever get to a real one. Masturbation encouragement with masturbation humiliation because it’s hard not to laugh at you while telling you how to fist fuck your cock with your hand pussy. I make you pump your pussy until you cum, I make you cream pie your hand pussy for me and then clean it up while I laugh at how stupid you are.

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