
sUB SLUT BODY SHAVER
AYO, listen up you crusty little landing strip merchant—
you call that a pussy? That’s not a coochie, that’s a fucking golf course with one sad wilted flag still hanging on for dear life.
Whole box looking like it got attacked by a blind Pakistani barber during Ramadan, trembling razor in one hand, “ it grows back straight” prayers in the other.
Bitch you ain’t shaving, you’re doing fuckin’ deforestation. Save some trees for the planet, you greedy clit-clearing chainsaw.
Every time you spread them legs it’s like watching a before-and-after pube-razor commercial except the “after” picture is still crime scene footage.
Go sit on a cheese grater and call it edging, you discount Brazillian butcher.
NEXT VICTIM.
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