
Social Media Loser
I see your name popping up in my notifications constantly. You’re always the first one to like my photos, the first one to watch my videos, and I bet you even have my post alerts turned on, don’t you? It’s honestly a little stalkerish, but from a pathetic loser like you, I expect nothing less. You spend your boring, dull life refreshing my feed just to catch a glimpse of a reality you’ll never touch. You think you’re connected to me because you’ve bookmarked my face, but to me, you’re just a ghost stealing my energy until you put a price tag on your obsession. If you want to move from being a boring spectator to actually existing in my world, you’ll start paying for the privilege of consuming my beauty. Every selfie you drool over is a debt you’re racking up, and it’s time you realize that the only way to be "real" to a goddess is to let your bank account do the talking.
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