Lonely Hand Humper
Drop straight to your knees and look up at what you will never be allowed to experience. You are a CERTIFIED virgin, and the closest you will ever get to a woman like me is by pressing your miserable, beta face against a glowing glass monitor. Tonight, I am making you ditch your hands and you are going to hump your pillow, proving that a piece of fabric is the absolute limit of your romantic future...AND the only thing that will ever hold you at night. Oooo and 1 more thing...I'm going to make you fire your entire helpless release directly onto the place where you lay your head, leaving you to lay right on top of your own loneliness.
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