
Eating farts while hiding under the hammock
My friend was really tired and wanted to take a nap in her hammock, but suddenly her stomach started hurting and she started farting a lot, I had to take advantage of the opportunity to eat all those delicious farts, so I decided to hide under the hammock. I threw myself on the ground and got under her butt without her noticing. Then she kept farting, thinking she was alone, but she wasn’t. I was underneath her, eating all her delicious, stinky farts. It felt really good knowing she didn’t know I was down there eating her gas.
