
Eating Long Farts.
I went to visit my friend and found her on the couch; she was curled up and sprawled out on her sofa because she told me her stomach hurt—she’d eaten something that didn’t agree with her and she had a lot of gas—so I took the opportunity and asked her permission to bury my face in her ass so I could eat all those stinky farts, and she agreed. So I put my face in her ass, and she started letting out really long, really loud farts. The farts were so loud they made my nostrils vibrate. I loved burying my face in her ass and eating those delicious farts and licking her ass, with that yellow skirt she was wearing that left half her ass exposed. It was
