
Ew. My Finger Says No.
I saw your little purchase. I know exactly why you clicked. You never stood a chance. The moment I looked at you—ew. This is what you get when you chase something so far out of your league: rejection wrapped in perfection. You will obey, you will crave, and you will leave this clip with your wallet emptier and your pride shattered.
I do not reward stupidity. I mock it.
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