For Broke Losers Only
You clicked this because the title hurt your feelings…
and because it was the only thing your sad little bank account could handle.
Relax.
I made this exactly for broke losers like you.
A tiny, cheap clip for a tiny, cheap wallet.
Do you feel seen yet?
While everyone else is spoiling me with real tributes and real custom orders,
you’re here grabbing the bargain-bin version of me
and pretending that counts as “treating yourself.â€
It doesn’t.
But it’s cute watching you try.
So go ahead.
Press play.
Take your little “affordable moment†with me.
Let it sink in that this is the closest you’ll ever get to my attention
on your discount-level budget.
This is for broke losers only…
and you proved exactly why you’re here the moment you bought it.
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