JUST A WALLET
I already know what you are — I've known since the first tribute, and more importantly, YOU'VE known, which is why you're here again with your card eagerly in your hand. You're a wallet. A dumb, leaking, hopelessly addicted wallet, and I’m the spoiled elite brat who drains you so effortlessly. Look at me: the blonde hair, the tan lines, the effortlessly luxurious life you fund while you budget and skip and tell yourself next month will be different. It won't be. I made sure it won't be. You goon to the idea of being ruined. You stroke to your own destruction like it's a love letter. At this point, your relapses are scheduled. I know you’ll always be back to spend even more. Think about your future wallet… it's beautiful — for me. You're going to keep working. Keep earning. Keep funneling it upward, from your sad little account into my effortless little life. Next month you'll be poorer and I'll be prettier. Next year you'll be deeper in the hole and I'll barely remember you exist. This is your life… just my wallet.
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