Velma's Dirty Little Secret
Jinkies! Look what we have here. Another pathetic little loser who just couldn't resist investigating.
Oh, sweetheart. Did you really think you were the one solving this mystery? That's adorable.
One look at my glasses, my tight orange sweater, and that innocent little smile, and suddenly your brain stops working. All that confidence disappears the second I look your way.
You can pretend you're here for the mystery, but we both know the truth. You're here because you can't keep your eyes off me.
And the funniest part? You think you're being so clever. Meanwhile, I've already figured you out. Every weakness. Every little distraction. Every reason you keep coming back for another look.
So tell me, detective. Have you figured out my dirty little secret yet?
Or are you too distracted to think straight?
? Mystery solved. You're completely predictable.
Brave enough to investigate?
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