Arrested For Being Pathetic
Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Hands where I can see them, loser.
You've been caught red-handed, and don't even bother trying to explain yourself. I've already seen all the evidence.
The staring. The ridiculous excuses. The way you suddenly forget how to act whenever I walk into the room.
Honestly, sweetheart, you're making this investigation embarrassingly easy.
You know what your problem is? You thought you could get away with being this predictable.
Not on my watch.
Officer Raven doesn't tolerate bad behavior, and that guilty little expression tells me everything I need to know.
So straighten up, wipe that stupid grin off your face, and listen carefully.
You've officially been charged with one count of being completely pathetic, two counts of excessive simping, and absolutely zero ability to play it cool.
And the verdict?
? GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Think you can handle Officer Raven's interrogation?